7 signs it's time to take a bath.

1. The radius between you and all the people in the room begins to grow.

2. The Bath per Week ratio has become a decimal number.

3. Miley Cyrus is in your bathtub.

4. Your starting to form a cloud of dust around yourself like Pig-pen from the peanuts.

5. Your new nickname is Pig-pen.

6. The Clock suddenly has a "Bath" time.

7. Your a Hippy.